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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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ceasetobesilent:

Sorry tumblr, I don’t swing that way. As hot as volcanoes are, I don’t think I’d want their ejaculates anywhere near my anything.

ceasetobesilent:

Sorry tumblr, I don’t swing that way. As hot as volcanoes are, I don’t think I’d want their ejaculates anywhere near my anything.

pot-punk replied to your post: Anyone who says they actually like the…

but you know cum can vary in taste from super sour to actually sweet right?

No matter what flavor it’s in or whatever there’s no way that warm gunk shooting into your mouth will ever be appealing to your taste buds lol

Posted 6 hours ago With 0 notes

Tagged: #pot-punk

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liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

Anyone who says they actually like the taste of cum is a lyin ass bitch I’m sorry

Posted 7 hours ago With 2 notes

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justthetwoofusacrosstheuniverse:

this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever. 

no one can convince me otherwise. 

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v-for-valkyr:

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N

v-for-valkyr:

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N

hadtobemiggz:

saramalik33:

Iggy Azalea ft. Rita Ora- Black Widow

Yes yes yes

Posted 7 hours ago With 722 notes

Big man tells you where to go
Tell ‘em it’s good
Tell ‘em okay
Don’t do a goddamn thing they say

Posted 8 hours ago With 26 notes

Denny's, I'm really scared about your overall sanity right now.

@searchforpizza

dennys:

Our overalls are perfectly sane and the mental health of our work garments is, frankly, nobody’s business but theirs!

Posted 9 hours ago With 2,534 notes